The "D" day finally came. Placement season, Part II (its for GBO yaar, SR UGs being the part of season I). The first comapany, finally arrived the campus, no surprises... of them being late (all ladies, u know). Students jittery (palpable seeing the sensex's newly explored love for south pole :P), placecomm people confused per se (had to keep the company convinced till end with Domino's pizza, cold drinks to ensure they don't run away). Even more pathetic was the offer.. (0 to 2 people was what they were looking at)... When will my number come dude..
Anyway the process started with their presentation which nobody was really interested in (except haggrds, time to hibernate folks!!).
Three rounds of interview .. i knew i wud succed in fooling them in my first go! :P :D
After lots of brooding and pondering shondering, i (with a heavy heart) gave away the CV, with some desirable changes.. ;) :D (area of interest changed to Marketing). Have to mention about MY **IDIOTIC GRINS**!!
Somersaults were on inside..(yaar darr kyu lag raha hai..ye Ram Gopal Verma ki movie nahi hai, darrna mana hai unki films mein btw :P)
Total no. of candidates applying = 25
My number for teh 1st round of interview = 4th (whatttt!!! Itni jaldi..great I will go back home early.. Thank gauuuud)
Kunal (our Doubting Thomas) became their first target. ( ahhan! Ekta Kapoor's fans..Yoho.)
Bang the door opened & every1 jumped onto ask him..how was it? what is it they they are asking? How are they (:P )? etc etc. Throwing the tantrums, he annoyingly told the stories 1 by 1).
no. 2
no.3
and Alas no. 4!
I knocked the door and saw a lady eating pizza from a small window in the door. she asked me to wait outside for sometime. DAMN!!!
After a few hollow minutes of my waiting, i again looked back from the window. The lady smiled cheerfully (as if I am known to her since ages) and batted her eyelids ..which obviously meant I can enter. ufffFF!!
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(Silence) 4 Ladies inside, perplexed with the papers they were holding and pretending to ignore the new entrant.
Dupki: Good morning mam! (Silence broken)
3rd Lady: Good afternoon! You are way behind time. it isn't morning beta! (oho..)
Dupki (still holding her pleasing & smiling face): Mam! I purposely said Good morning. I was nervous. I wished you morning to calm and realx myself..to rejuvenate myself. ahem!
3rd & 2nd Lady: Ahaan! (laugheter prevailed for sometime..as if She just cracked some PJ)
3rd Lady (oh please, not again!): okie. so..!! (clearing her throat) You have mentioned that your Area of interest is marketing, while our firm is offering a typical research related profile, which is in no way related to marketing research. How come then you are interested to work with us?
Dupki (Keeping her chin up): Mam! actually mam! (and i guess the damage was done).. (think think! come onnn...). OKAY! Research is all about exploring and constantly gaining knowledge. Moreover, as you mentioned in your presentation that you provide "Early responsibility" to your new employees, which prompted me and motivated me to come here and sit for your co.
3rd Lady (staring me right from the point I started speaking): okay. good enough. So what else?
Dupki...(what..what else..Am i supposed to recite a poem or what!!): er... err..... (smiling again, don't know why! but one should keep smiling in difficult times)
4th Lady: You have mentioned in your CV that you read. so, can you just elaborate more on that?
Dupki: Okay! ya, I read everything out of the syllabus and out of the box. :P Harry Potter books are the ones i liked the most.
3rd Lady (jumpingly): ohhhkay! Any other book. any business related stuff. Or some other stuff.
The last book that you read...(???)
Dupki: Ya, It was "3 Mistakes of my life" by Chetan Bhagat. (was feeling embarrasing, don't know why)
4th lady: oh, ya. Chetan Bhagat. (great!! SOMEBODY from the panel DO know about the stuff i read)
Dupki: I once read "You can win" too. and ya! "who moved my cheese" and " Winning" by Jack Welch...
3rd Lady: Can you tell us some story that you read in Shiv Khera's book.. or some good phrase..
Dupki: er.. er... (and suddenly the walls started changing colours, I went blank and finally into Zero as if I was sitiing alone in the room, somebody wiped out everything from the mind just like the balance sheet of Lehmans :P)
** Silence**
Somebody said something, and i came into the room again (MENTALLY..though physically i was there only)
Mam! as of now.. i am unable to recall anything. I AM SORRY. (somebody please pull me out of the door)
3rd Lady (seeing the blunder somebody just committed): Oh. No problem...! Relax...! It happens...!
(long breathings were making it more worse)
1st Lady: You mentioned that you like taking early responsibility.. Can you justify yourself.
Dupki: Since, I am the eldest amongst my sisters (yeah! Proud again..), most of the times, i initiate the things (and damage them too :D :D). I am used of taking early responsibilities. I started taking tuitions even before my graduation... and..
2nd Lady (interrupting): what did u teach?
Dupki: Science and maths. Yes, my fav subjects. I like playing with numbers. I keep solving puzzles, number games....
2nd and 4th Ladies(again interrupting): Ya, sudoku... You have mentioned. (i can bet even they had a similar ineterst)
Dupki nodded.
Some some casual talks between them, The 3rd Lady finally thanked Dupki.
Dupki greeted them again with a thank god smile (real one this time :D :D) and walked away.
Result: I successfully ruined their attempt to take me in.
cheers!! cheers!!












